"Trust me, it's better this way." — The Rabbi
A Site Only a Mother Could Love
Nine months your mother carried you. You can give this ninety seconds.
Rabbi Schmuel is ready either way. We know you're busy. No guilt. (Mostly.)
So you want to know how Jewish you are? Oy, such a question. Rabbi Schmuel is here to judge — lovingly, of course — with a little help from his mother, his father, his bubbe, and his zayde, all of whom have opinions.
Answer honestly. They know. They always know.
Click all that apply. No cheating — the rabbi can see.
Answer all the questions. No skipping, kiddo.