What kind of jew are you? – Good Jew Bad Jew… What kind of jew are you?

Answer these questions to find out what kind of a jew you are. Be honest, we’ll know if you are telling the truth or not.

What kind of Jew are you?

Answer these questions and we'll see if your mother would be proud... Such a Mensch

How many of the 10 major holidays have you observed? None 1/2 of them All of them

How many Minor holidays have you observed this year? some all

Have you ever eaten ham or bacon? Yes No

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The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.